jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: curzec: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: “aren’t you a little too old to—” “isn’t that for ki—” “but—”
i never really liked my name much until i found out what it tastes like when you sigh it into my mouth
ericleeeeeee: Most dads hope their daughters don’t become strippers, I just hope my daughter isn’t a lizard. 43% percent of women are lizards.
toxeh: Now, I’m nervous uploading this and that’s for one reason. As of recent I’ve had someone tell me that I take paltry care of my animals, and that my cat and reptiles don’t mix and I shouldn’t have both. So I’ll just leave this comment here, I’m perfectly in control, only my skink and cat are out, and they’ve had time out together for some time now. I keep a very close eye on my cat, if he...
It is disgusting. We are told to love sex but never masturbate or fool around....– (via undefinable-revolution)
crossystuck: Hormones only go nuts AFTER the period. If a woman is upset and on her period, it probably means she is moody because she is in serious pain. If you feel that a woman is too emotional because she’s on her period, consider how you would react if you had just recently been kicked in the shin for no reason. Just consider. ALL FUCKING MEN NEED TO KNOW THIS SHIT!