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mywhorehouse: I desperately want a snake, but not one of those extremely small ones you usually see...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:34:13 -0400

I desperately want a snake, but not one of those extremely small ones you usually see at pet stores. Does anyone know where I can get a snake?

You need to do the research to make sure you can care for a snake and you need to be 100% sure you want a snake. Also do not start with a larger snake. They are not a beginner snake. start small!

Just watched a guy propose to his girlfriend on master chef in front of Gordon Ramsey. That was an...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:53:15 -0400

Just watched a guy propose to his girlfriend on master chef in front of Gordon Ramsey. That was an epic proposal.

My Lil turtle! Say hello to Mrs. Slowsky!

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:43:45 -0400

My Lil turtle! Say hello to Mrs. Slowsky!

Look at this precious baby!

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:19:10 -0400

Look at this precious baby!

abstractbody: albino nile monitor will only run you a good...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:26:18 -0400

abstractbody:

albino nile monitor will only run you a good 25k.

Gorgeous!

Look at this little bad ass! I can’t wait to get one! They...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:22:19 -0400

Look at this little bad ass! I can’t wait to get one! They are so damn cute!

kingkii: jackadiddlediddle: lezbisouthernn: she looks exactly...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:54:22 -0400

kingkii:

jackadiddlediddle:

lezbisouthernn:

she looks exactly like her dad!

Im not crying its my allergies. Im allergic to childhood pains

I’M ACTUALLY CRYING

Oh my gosh!

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: curzec: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: “aren’t you a little too old to—” “isn’t that...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:14:42 -0400

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

curzec:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

“aren’t you a little too old to—”

“isn’t that for ki—”

“but—”

make-up-is-an-art: make-up-is-an-art: IT’S FINALLY HERE!...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:35:51 -0400

make-up-is-an-art:

make-up-is-an-art:

IT’S FINALLY HERE! MAKE-UP-IS-AN-ART IS TURNING 1 YEAR OLD SOON!

So what does this mean? Celebratory giveaway!

THE PRIZES

Urban Decay Eyeshadow Ammo Palette

Stila “Flower Power” Lip Glaze Trio

Sephora + Pantone Universe Foiled Waterproof Eyeliner Set

MAC Fix+ (travel size)

RULES

Must follow make-up-is-an-art

You can reblog this post up to 10 times

Likes DO NOT count

Giveaway ends May 25th, 2013

Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you!

US entries only

This is my way of saying thanks to the almost 25,000 people that have followed my blog and love makeup as much as I do!
Good luck!

- Linda

Only 8 days left!!

make-up-is-an-art: make-up-is-an-art: IT’S FINALLY HERE!...

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:06:05 -0400

make-up-is-an-art:

make-up-is-an-art:

IT’S FINALLY HERE! MAKE-UP-IS-AN-ART IS TURNING 1 YEAR OLD SOON!

So what does this mean? Celebratory giveaway!

THE PRIZES

Urban Decay Eyeshadow Ammo Palette

Stila “Flower Power” Lip Glaze Trio

Sephora + Pantone Universe Foiled Waterproof Eyeliner Set

MAC Fix+ (travel size)

RULES

Must follow make-up-is-an-art

You can reblog this post up to 10 times

Likes DO NOT count

Giveaway ends May 25th, 2013

Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you!

US entries only

This is my way of saying thanks to the almost 25,000 people that have followed my blog and love makeup as much as I do!
Good luck!

- Linda

Only 8 days left!!

make-up-is-an-art: IT’S FINALLY HERE! MAKE-UP-IS-AN-ART IS...

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:50:52 -0400

make-up-is-an-art:

IT’S FINALLY HERE! MAKE-UP-IS-AN-ART IS TURNING 1 YEAR OLD SOON!

So what does this mean? Celebratory giveaway!

THE PRIZES

Urban Decay Eyeshadow Ammo Palette

Stila “Flower Power” Lip Glaze Trio

Sephora + Pantone Universe Foiled Waterproof Eyeliner Set

MAC Fix+ (travel size)

RULES

Must follow make-up-is-an-art

You can reblog this post up to 10 times

Likes DO NOT count

Giveaway ends May 25th, 2013

Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you!

US entries only

This is my way of saying thanks to the almost 25,000 people that have followed my blog and love makeup as much as I do!
Good luck!

- Linda

make-up-is-an-art: IT’S FINALLY HERE! MAKE-UP-IS-AN-ART IS...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:23:57 -0400

make-up-is-an-art:

IT’S FINALLY HERE! MAKE-UP-IS-AN-ART IS TURNING 1 YEAR OLD SOON!

So what does this mean? Celebratory giveaway!

THE PRIZES

Urban Decay Eyeshadow Ammo Palette

Stila “Flower Power” Lip Glaze Trio

Sephora + Pantone Universe Foiled Waterproof Eyeliner Set

MAC Fix+ (travel size)

RULES

Must follow make-up-is-an-art

You can reblog this post up to 10 times

Likes DO NOT count

Giveaway ends May 25th, 2013

Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you!

US entries only

This is my way of saying thanks to the almost 25,000 people that have followed my blog and love makeup as much as I do!
Good luck!

- Linda

make-up-is-an-art: IT’S FINALLY HERE! MAKE-UP-IS-AN-ART IS...

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:51:50 -0400

make-up-is-an-art:

IT’S FINALLY HERE! MAKE-UP-IS-AN-ART IS TURNING 1 YEAR OLD SOON!

So what does this mean? Celebratory giveaway!

THE PRIZES

Urban Decay Eyeshadow Ammo Palette

Stila “Flower Power” Lip Glaze Trio

Sephora + Pantone Universe Foiled Waterproof Eyeliner Set

MAC Fix+ (travel size)

RULES

Must follow make-up-is-an-art

You can reblog this post up to 10 times

Likes DO NOT count

Giveaway ends May 25th, 2013

Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you!

US entries only

This is my way of saying thanks to the almost 25,000 people that have followed my blog and love makeup as much as I do!
Good luck!

- Linda

alltailnolegs: cut-up-and-half-dead: It’s actually so...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:09:03 -0400

alltailnolegs:

cut-up-and-half-dead:

It’s actually so true

Yay it got translated

creepicrawlies: Flower Powerby ~Gecko-Girl Awww! Looks like...

Wed, 08 May 2013 21:58:45 -0400

creepicrawlies:

Flower Powerby ~Gecko-Girl

Awww! Looks like my Lilly girl!

postapocalypticfashion: When Aisha Tyler was selected to be the...

Fri, 03 May 2013 20:51:38 -0400

postapocalypticfashion:

When Aisha Tyler was selected to be the presenter for the 2012 Ubisoft E3 press conference, she received an unprecedented flood of hate from trolls who complained about the fact that she knew nothing about gaming. Too bad haters didn’t do their homework first, because as it turns out Aisha Tyler knows more about gaming that all of us put together. Her Facebook response was awesome and predictably went viral. In case you missed it, here’s her masterpiece. Haters, take note.

Dear Gamers

I play.

I’ve played since I was a little kid.

Since I begged my dad to buy me a Nintendo LCD Donkey Kong, Jr.

Since I blew through three weeks’ allowance playing Defender at the laundromat.

Since you were a twinge in the left side of your daddy’s underoos.

I’ve been a gamer since I made friends with a girl in the 5th grade just to get at her Atari.

Since I missed the bus playing Galaga after school.

Since I missed the start of Return of the Jedi playing Tempest in the theater lobby.

You think you know. You don’t know.

I’ve been a gamer since before you could read.

Since I aced midterms after staying up all night playing Evil Tetris.

Since I became dorm champ at Leisure Suit Larry.

Since I double-wielded on Time Crisis 3 at Fuddrucker’s.

I was a voice in not one, but two major video game titles.

I hosted the Reach Beta tutorial.

I was a Gears of War superfan panelist at ComicCon.

I hosted the Ubisoft presser at E3 2012.

I didn’t do any of it for the money.

For most I got paid next to nothing, and for some, less than that.

I did it because I love video games.

Because I’ve dreamt since I was a kid of being in one of the games I love.

How many games have you done voices for?

How many cons have you repped at?

Your buddy’s Unreal Tournament garage deathmatch doesn’t count.

I go to E3 each year because I love video games.

Because new titles still get me high.

Because I still love getting swag.

Love wearing my gamer pride on my sleeve.

People ask me what console I play.

Motherfucker, ALL of them.

I get invited to E3 because real gamers know I’m a gamer.

I don’t do it for the money.

I have plenty of money.

I don’t do it for the fame.

Fuck fame.

I do it because I love video games.

I don’t give out my gamertag because I don’t want a mess of noob jackholes lining up

to assassinate me on XBL.

I don’t give a shit what you think about my gamerscore.

I don’t play to prove a point.

I don’t play to be the best.

I play because I love it.

I play.

I’ve been playing my whole life.

I’m not ashamed of it.

I don’t apologize for it.

It’s who I am.

To the core.

I’m a gamer.

So to all the haters out there who claim I don’t play;

To the GAF dicks,

Gamespot trolls,

To every illiterate racist douchebag on Youtube:

Flame away. Go nuts.

Post every jackass comment your heart desires.

I’ll still be playing when your mom’s kicked you out of her basement

and you have to sell your old-ass console

and get a real job.

For now, I say to you respectfully,

and I mean this from the bottom of my heart,

GFYS.

i never really liked my name much until i found out what it tastes like when you sigh it into...

Wed, 01 May 2013 14:46:01 -0400

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you sigh it

into my

mouth

spikebagel: Whatever. HAWT

Wed, 01 May 2013 01:10:33 -0400

spikebagel:

Whatever.

HAWT

This is my baby boy Herman! He is a 6 & 1/2 foot red tail...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 23:28:08 -0400

This is my baby boy Herman! He is a 6 & 1/2 foot red tail boa. And just so you know, his mustache is real absolutely no Photoshop there. I love him so!

alltailnolegs: “The media wants you to think snakes are...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 23:21:45 -0400

alltailnolegs:

“The media wants you to think snakes are dangerous pets. For every 440 pet horse related deaths there is only one pet python related death. Four hundred and forty: one. There are the same number of pet horses to pet pythons in the US.”